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  1. fuzzzilla:

    neil-gaiman:

    unavernales:

    uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn’t nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that’s being eaten up by the fire. so if ya’ll wanna help, here’s some links:

    maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

    maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

    center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

    hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

    please reblog and spread the word if you can’t donate.

    Just learning about this (!), and reblogging for visibility.

    Also sending worried love to all my friends and all the people I don’t know in Maui.

    A lot of the relief funds are being given to recently displaced people (which is obviously SUPER IMPORTANT). But I also saw this org mentioned because they specifically work with unhoused people, who were very vulnerable to begin with and are often not getting much or any help.

  2. unavernales:

    please help advocate for those in need of shelter from the maui fires!

    over 2,000 people are currently in shelters, with many more staying with families (my mom’s coworker is currently having family members sleep in tents in his yard because they have no room in the home). the shelters are packed, and the county is not answering the question as to where all these displaced people will go.

    maui has infrastructure for housing, where people can sleep in warm beds and have their own showers. we have hotels.

    however, hotels are not opening their doors to those in need. they are silent regarding the devastation. the county officials have mentioned ‘asking’ hotels to help. i am tired of asking anything of corporations that build on burial sites. it is time to demand resources.

    the grand wailea boasts being situated on 40 acres of land with hundreds of rooms.

    leaving a google review for the grand wailea urging them to open their doors to displaced locals is free.

    email them asking of their plans to shelter those devastated by the fires: jhmgw-concierge@waldorfastoria.com

    call them, ask for the manager, and inquire on their intentions to shelter those who lost everything. leave messages: 1-808-875-1234

    please flood the grand wailea (and hotels on maui like them) with demands to take responsibility for the residents and people it so frequently steps on. overwhelm them with this demand until they have no chance but to act.

  3. unholy-boi:

    need pussy from a guy who wears just an inconvenient amount of belts. Just so many belts it’s completely inaccessible. 30 minutes in and we’re still undoing belt buckles. His whole pants are belts. There’s another one on his underwear. at this point we’re not even having sex we’re solving the puzzle that is his innumerable belts for hours on end. Why did you wear so many belts for this

  4. firethekitty:

    vash’s arm wrapped around the punisher is having some kind of detrimental Effect on me

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  5. graycatluna:

    Hey, could you do me a favor?


    Could you just RB this?

    The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

  6. acedefectivegoro:

    giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

  7. sharpknives:

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    dr doofenschmirtz would have done this but for like some totally different reason he’d be like you see perry the platypus im sick of all the four-armed four-legged people buying up all the good mittens for winter. now when i have to go out and shovel the snow off the sidewalk in front of my evil building i have to use my old mittens and they’re not waterproof and my hands get wet and its very uncomfortable. now if i split these people in half they’ll be so busy looking for their other half they won’t even remember to go to the annual summer tri state area mitten sale!! and they’ll have less hands to buy mittens for too. and then perry would kick him in the face and knock the human splitter inator remote out of his hand and it would accidentally fire a beam all the way across town and candace would be like YOULL SEE MOM PHINEAS AND FERB MERGED THEMSELVES AND THEIR FRIENDS INTO A HORRIFIC HUMAN CONGLOMERATE but the inator beam would hit them and unfuse them right as candace brought her mom to the yard and her mom would be like hi kids do you want a snack and they’d all be laying in the grass like haha sure mrs flynn fletcher! and candace would be like WUH. BUT MOM O_O and then dr doofenschmirtz would be like ah well. at least i can still beat the four-armed four-legged people to the annual summer tri state area winter boots sale. but then he gets trampled by a mob of the four-armed four-legged people in big boots and theyre all like IM SO GLAD WE GOT TO THE ANNUAL SUMMER TRI STATE AREA WINTER BOOTS SALE EARLY AND BOUGHT ALL THE GOOD BOOTS! and doctor doofenschmirtz is lying on the ground all crumpled and goes CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUUUUUUUS!!!!!

  8. confettifluff:

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    these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever